Forget about work today
Forget about bills to pay
Step out onto the deck of life
Take a minute and hug your wife
Enjoy all this that God has made
Pour yourself a glass of tea
and sit in the shade
Love today like there is no tomorrow
Lift your eyes up and look past the sorrow
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Don't Worry be Happy
Sunday, June 15, 2008
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee ."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
Friday, May 23, 2008
You are the only one
You are the only one
Who can leave me speechless, yet still
inspires me to write words of Love
I LOVE YOU
Monday, May 19, 2008
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposi ts a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
Friday, May 16, 2008
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
Thursday, May 15, 2008
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Monday, April 28, 2008
The luckiest
I feel the luckiest
person on earth
as i have a companion
as wonderful as you are
Friday, April 25, 2008
The only one
You are the only one
who can leave me speechless,
yet still inspire me
to write words of love
Guess What???
I LOVE YOU
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Anyone can
Anyone can catch your eye
But it takes someone special to
catch your heart
YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE
I LOVE YOU!!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Who will
It is not that i'm afraid to die
but if i die who will love you
as much as i do?
NO ONE WILL I PROMISE
Monday, April 21, 2008
Two
It takes 2 to tango
2 to kiss
2 to talk and remenisce.
Too many things come in 2
and one of those things is
ME & YOU
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
I Have
I have liked many but loved very few
Yet no one has been as sweet as you
I'd stand and wait in the world's longest queue
Just for the pleasure of a moment with you
Friday, April 11, 2008
Friends
I thank GOD that he never created
friends with a price tag,
because if he did
I couldn't have afforded a precious
friend like you
Marriage, Sex and Romance
“Some other time, I’m not in the mood
Why cant we just cuddle and watch TV”?
When couples drift into the celibate zone
It’s not long till someone will flee.
Sexual fulfillment helps preserve love,
Parenthood, marriage and self-esteem.
Those who maintain it avoid saying no
To be blessed by its pleasure and gleam.
While dating we tend to be more romantic
Putting forth the best of our charms.
Sharing dinners, long walks, and lustful weekends
As we spend more time in each others arms.
How many times have you said “not tonight”?
Exposing your happy home to harm.
Today’s crushing deadlines leave little time for love
Leaving partners with sorrow, sadness and alarm.
So share one another with red wine and time
Dial your own number and leave the phone off the hook.
Enjoy some romance, sex and laughter
Improving your mood and the way you look.
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
A girl
When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you'll be around.
When a girl answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why are you lying.
When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking your attention.
When a girl says I love you,
She means it.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than her............
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Build anyway
What you spend years building,
Someone may try to destroy overnight....
Monday, March 31, 2008
Give your best anyway
Give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough...
Friday, March 28, 2008
Succeed anyway
If you are succesful,
You will win some false friends,
and some true enemies...
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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